slenclerman:

notreallyrequired:

slenclerman:

so this photo has a lot of meaning for me. the girl on the right is me. how i appear to be. the girl on the left is who i really am, behind the makeup, behind the lies. i put on such a show for people, but deep down i really care. this is the rea l me

I’m pretty sure that’s Shrek on the left

does it feel good when you say that
unshaped:

SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(Source: dicktho)

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kidΒ 

(Source: mariannesfaithfull)

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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alreadyniall:

when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving

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